FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LIARS

• Women are to blame for all the lying men do - they will insist on continually asking questions.

•  Man : ' That damn wife of mine is a liar!'Friend : ' How do u know?'
  Man : ' Because she said she spent the night with Claire.'
  Friend : ' So?'
  Man : ' I spent the night with Clarie.'

• If hopes were dupes, fears may be liars.

• Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by  liars.                                                                                                                                                                                

• If you do not wish to be lied to, do not ask questions. If there were no questions, there would be no lies.

• Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

• That's not a lie, it's a terminological inexactitude. Also, a tactical misrepresentation.

• A liar should have a good memory.