- Love is like a war : Easy to begin but hard to end.
- Men are like bank account.
Without a lot of money they don't generate lot of interest.
- Love is temporary insanity
Curable by marriage.
- I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
- You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
- An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
- After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.
- Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
- When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
- Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
- Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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