FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

• A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

• No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.                                                     

• At one point in your life you either have the thing you want or the reasons why you don’t

•  Life is like a piano. White keys are happy moments & Black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys are played together to give sweet music.

•  Life is too deep for words.so don’t try to describe it -

       just live it.

•  Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

• Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty.

•  The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livings going down.

• Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save

• There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

• Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.

• Life is not about how fast you run or how high you climb but how well you bounce.

• When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

• “Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."

• "In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.”   

 

• Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.

    

• Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.

     

 

• There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.

     
 

• When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

      

 

• My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

      

• My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.  

• Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.