FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LOVE

• Love is like a  war : Easy to begin but hard to end.

• Men are like bank account.

     Without a lot of money they don't generate lot of interest.

• Love is temporary insanity

     Curable by marriage.

• I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

• You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

• An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

• Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.                                                                

• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:                                                       either the car is new or the wife is.

• After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.

• Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

• When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

• Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

• Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

                                                                                                                                                  

• Your love is like honey stays on my mind like money i am so rich haters cant amount to this.

•  Love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can be transferd 4m one person 2 another with considerable loss of money.

• when i saw her the first time I thought i'm loosing myself... but wen I started loving her I felt i'm dead

• a girl is like a club house.....you cant just look at it.....YOU GOT TO GO IN.

• One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.

• You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.