FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT SCHOOL

• 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.

  

•  It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.

•  As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.

• You learn something every day if you pay attention.

•  Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.

•  My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.

• When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wrong.

•  Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

• In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.

 

• In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

• I have never been jealous. Not even when my did finished fifth grade a year before I did.